The Big Badger Badge Holder ā Because We Earned It Too
š¦” Big Badgers, This One's For You.
So... Corporate decided that tenure badges should come in fun colors. Red for the veterans. Orange for the mid-timers. Blue for the newcomers. Sounds great, right? Unless you're a Big Badger.
Apparently, whoever designed the badge holders forgot that not all of us are working with a "skinny badge" situation. The rest of the team gets to strut around color-coded and proud, while Big Badgers are left holding the same sad, colorless badge holder like it's day one. Not that we're bitter. We're totally not bitter. š
Enter: BranchOut Creations. We saw the injustice. We felt the struggle. And we did what any reasonable person would do ā we made our own. Because if Corporate won't recognize our tenure in style, we'll just have to do it ourselves.
Pick Your Tenure Color:
- šµ Blue (0ā5 Years) ā Fresh, eager, and already realizing the badge holder situation is... a lot.
- š Orange (5ā10 Years) ā You've seen things. You know things. And now you have the badge holder to prove it.
- š“ Red (10ā15 Years) ā A legend. A survivor. A person who has attended enough All-Hands meetings to deserve a trophy, but will settle for this badge holder.
Wear your tenure. Rep your years. Show those skinny-badge colleagues that Big Badgers don't get left out ā we just take matters into our own hands.
*BranchOut Creations is not responsible for any side-eyes from HR, unsolicited badge holder comparisons in the break room, or sudden feelings of vindication. Wear responsibly. Corporate, if you're reading this ā we come in peace. Mostly.
š¦” BIG BADGERS UNITE. š¦”
The Big Badger Badge Holder ā Because We Earned It Too
