{"product_id":"big-badger-badge-holder","title":"The Big Badger Badge Holder – Because We Earned It Too","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🦡 Big Badgers, This One's For You.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo... Corporate decided that tenure badges should come in \u003cem\u003efun colors\u003c\/em\u003e. Red for the veterans. Orange for the mid-timers. Blue for the newcomers. Sounds great, right? \u003cstrong\u003eUnless you're a Big Badger.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparently, whoever designed the badge holders forgot that not all of us are working with a \"skinny badge\" situation. The rest of the team gets to strut around color-coded and proud, while Big Badgers are left holding the same sad, colorless badge holder like it's day one. \u003cem\u003eNot that we're bitter. We're totally not bitter.\u003c\/em\u003e 🙃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter: \u003cstrong\u003eBranchOut Creations.\u003c\/strong\u003e We saw the injustice. We felt the struggle. And we did what any reasonable person would do — we made our own. Because if Corporate won't recognize our tenure in style, we'll just have to do it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePick Your Tenure Color:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔵 Blue (0–5 Years)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Fresh, eager, and already realizing the badge holder situation is... a lot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🟠 Orange (5–10 Years)\u003c\/strong\u003e – You've seen things. You know things. And now you have the badge holder to prove it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔴 Red (10–15 Years)\u003c\/strong\u003e – A legend. A survivor. A person who has attended enough All-Hands meetings to deserve a trophy, but will settle for this badge holder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear your tenure. Rep your years. Show those skinny-badge colleagues that \u003cstrong\u003eBig Badgers don't get left out — we just take matters into our own hands.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*BranchOut Creations is not responsible for any side-eyes from HR, unsolicited badge holder comparisons in the break room, or sudden feelings of vindication. Wear responsibly. Corporate, if you're reading this — we come in peace. Mostly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🦡 BIG BADGERS UNITE. 🦡\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BranchOut Creations","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43852369756294,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":43852369789062,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":43852369821830,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/1663\/5270\/files\/BadgeHolder.jpg?v=1775781061","url":"https:\/\/branchoutcreations.com\/products\/big-badger-badge-holder","provider":"BranchOut Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}